Real Terp Boyz Cheetah Piss — Thai-Grown Exotic 🐆
We're excited to introduce Cheetah Piss by Real Terp Boyz to our menu. This Thai-grown exotic brings world-class Cookies Fam genetics to Pattaya in professionally branded 3.5g packs — plus we've got special Cheetah Piss pre-rolls for those who want to try it the easy way.
About Cheetah Piss
Cheetah Piss is a potent hybrid strain originally created by Growing Passion in collaboration with Cookies Fam. It's a three-way cross of Lemonnade × Gelato 42 × London Poundcake 97 — three legendary strains that combine to create something truly special. The strain gained massive popularity in the US market and has become a must-try for cannabis connoisseurs worldwide.
Real Terp Boyz have cultivated this strain right here in Thailand, maintaining the authentic genetics while benefiting from local growing conditions. The result is a premium exotic flower that delivers the full Cheetah Piss experience at a more accessible price point than imported Cali packs.
Type
Balanced Hybrid
Genetics
Lemonnade × Gelato 42 × LPC 97
Grower
Real Terp Boyz (Thailand)
Available As
Flower & Pre-Roll
Flavour & Aroma
Cheetah Piss is known for its complex, layered flavour profile. On the nose, expect a pungent mix of citrus and fuel with sweet, earthy undertones. The Lemonnade parentage brings a sharp lemon-forward brightness, while the Gelato 42 adds creamy, dessert-like sweetness. London Poundcake rounds things out with grape and berry notes. The smoke is smooth, flavourful, and leaves a sweet, slightly tangy aftertaste that'll have you coming back for another hit.
Effects & Experience
As a balanced 50/50 hybrid, Cheetah Piss delivers the best of both worlds. Users report an initial energising cerebral buzz that sparks creativity and conversation, gradually transitioning into a relaxing body high that relieves tension without putting you to sleep. It's versatile enough for daytime or evening use — perfect for a beach day in Pattaya, a social evening out, or just unwinding at your condo.
Two Ways to Try It
Flower — 3.5g Branded Packs
Get the full Cheetah Piss experience with a branded 3.5g pack from Real Terp Boyz. Dense, trichome-covered buds ready for your grinder. Also available by the gram for those who want to sample first.
🛒 Buy Cheetah Piss FlowerSpecial Pre-Roll — 2g
Don't have your gear? No problem. Our Cheetah Piss pre-rolls by Real Terp Boyz are packed with 2g of the same premium flower, rolled and ready to smoke. Just light up and enjoy.
🛒 Buy Cheetah Piss Pre-RollWhy We Rate This Strain
Cheetah Piss is exactly the kind of strain we love stocking at Mr Weed — it has pedigree genetics, incredible flavour, and versatile effects that suit a wide range of smokers. The fact that Real Terp Boyz are growing it locally in Thailand means you get Cookies-level quality without the import markup. Whether you grab a pack or a pre-roll, this one won't disappoint.
Available now at our Jomtien dispensary and for delivery across Pattaya. Check out our full range of premium flower and pre-rolls while you're at it.